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Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:40:15 GMT -5
Play-off
Wheely Big Cheese 2 VS. Asterix Heroicus
Final
Shovearound 2 VS. Taki-san
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Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:40:24 GMT -5
Wheely Big Cheese 2 VS. Asterix Heroicus
Who will claim the bronze medal? We're going to find out NOW!
Roboteers, stand by...
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!!!!
WBC2 is applying his tactics immediately: keep the flipper pointed at the opponent. Asterix does not jump the gun this time, or in this case, the flipper, but goes and hits the pit release button. Taking the coward's way out, are you? WBC2 lunges at Asterix with the flipper and gets under the side! WHOA! Asterix was nearly tossed over the fence FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ARENA!!! Erm...that flipper is really powerful...Asterix lands with a loud crash and on his side...WHAT?! Another short match?!? It can't be! But no, it can't, for WBC2 is not finished yet. He uses his flipper as a thwacking device to tip Asterix back over, but he is now inverted and weakened considerably! WBC2 moves in again and tries another flip, but misses. Asterix rears into WBC2 and almost inverts himself. WBC2 backs into Asterix at the same time...and it happens. Asterix inverts himself...right side up! So that was what he wanted! Asterix drives away, and seems to have recovered from that hit! Was it wise to allow Asterix to return to battle? James shakes this thought out and WBC2 attacks again. Asterix dodges the charge and wedges the wheel. Thoughts of Tornado doing this just sprang through my mind but WBC2 reverses and Asterix overshoots the push, and is directly in front of WBC2, who slides the flipper under! And we get another hugely impressive toss! And that's the battle, for Asterix hits the railing, bounces once, twice...and out. WBC has won the 3rd Place Play-Off!
CEASE!
Asterix Heroicus, it's not too late to retire. WHEELY BIG CHEESE 2 CLAIMS 3RD PLACE!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:40:36 GMT -5
And now...THE FINAL BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Team Hitmen's...SHOVEAROUND 2!!!!!
Shovearound 2 enters the arena and spins around a bit to show off. This skirted box has already beaten Exa-Gore-Ic: AI, Double Whamlet, and Asterix Heroicus. Can he defeat his opponent and prove himself to be mightier?
Team Gore's...TAKI-SAN!!!!!
Taki-san backs her way into the arena and spins around to face her enemy. This heartless-to-the-eye killer has laid waste to Leprosy Infection, Flick of the Wrist, and Wheely Big Cheese 2. Is she powerful enough to defeat all who stand in her way?
Roboteers, stand by!
There is no referee here! It is a one-on-one duel to the finish!
3! 2! 1! ACTIVATE!!!!!!!!
The final battle commenceth! The ninjabot slowly advances on her opponent, but Shovearound aggressively charges her. Perhaps wanting to finish this quickly, but Taki spins around and exposes the cutting blade! Shovearound plows into it anyway! CRASH!!! OH NO!!! Shovearound's forks have been hit with a heavy blow! but Shovearound is taking Taki right to the wall! WHAM! Taki is crashed against it and falls back on top of Shovearound! But Shovearound reverses, and Taki falls off of him. The house robot takes the electric wedge and shoves it in Shovearound's forks, but Shovearound shoves back. The forks slide under the wedge! Shovearound has her! He goes to ram her against the wall, and Tony hits the button that activates the forks...NO! The forks are immobile! Shovearound has had a weapon disabled! But nonetheless Taki is again smashed against the arena wall and tips up, the wedge pointing at the sky. Tony moves his bot backwards, and Taki falls off backwards, inverted, but still with full energy. Proving this, she goes for another ram, and succeeds! The wedge gets under the forks, but Shovearound is spun on top of Taki and over the side, with the forks upraised. Does that mean they are working again? YES! The forks come down, and up and down again, and Tony waves to the crowd to signify that Shovearound has indeed recovered from the blow!!! But Taki is not that easy to be rid of. She takes advantage of Tony's distraction and rams Shovearound, only to be caught up on the forks again! Tony turns his attention back to Shovearound, and Shovearound carries Taki to the pit release button, which opens the pit, of course. Taki escapes and runs away, going for a big wind-up. Shovearound comes at her again, but Taki is at her running start and there she goes! Under Shovearound and WHOA! Holy flying robots, Batman! Taki pulled an Asterix and shot Shovearound right into the air! Shovearound, thankfully lands cat-like and seems to be okay. They turn again to face each other. One could only tell what these two behemoths are planning to do next...Shovearound makes the first move, diving with the forks upraised. Taki seems surprised by this and tries to back away, forgetting she's up against an arena wall, and turns too late: the forks collide with her side and bounce away, but the marks, namely many holes, have been left. Before Taki can get er bearings back, Shovearound makes another desperate lunge, this time with the forks down, and Taki is thrown up onto them. Aha! Shovearound has her again!! But as he turns to the pit, Taki shoots off of them like a greyhound jumping a hurdle at a dog show, and lands rather gracefully. Her cutting blade spins back up again, and Shovearound is cautious, not wanting to lose his forks again. Instead he hits the spinner button, and the spinner to the left of Taki whirls about wildly. Taki does not let this act of futility distract her, but advances on Shovearound with the cutting blade. Shovearound swerves to just pass her and the blade nicks his left skirt! But that was what Tony wanted, as Shovearound's forks, get in under the side of Taki's front wedge, and lift upwards, and the cutting blade hits the floor! Instead of a big crash, an incision in the arena floor is made by the blade, which is still spinning, though slower now. Shovearound lifts more upwards, and the blade makes full contact with the arena floor! CRASH!!! Taki is sent flying across the arena, crashing down heavily, and 4 feet removed from her cutting blade! A smart tactic by Tony and Shovearound, to remove the ninja's blade, so as to save Shovearound's forks from destruction. Taki is slightly panicking now, and slightly sad, and not really doing much now, moving about randomly. At one point she goes over the spinner, which, ironically, spins her around, and right onto the forks of Shovearound! And get this: SHE'S IN LINE WITH THE PIT!!! Taki struggles, but to no avail: Shovearound advances, reaches his destination, and with one BANG, receives the crown worn by ArchAngel of the Abyss last tournament! Taki, in the pit, raises the wedge, acknowledging her defeat.
CEASE!!!
Taki-san proved to be strong inside herself, having defeated many dastardly creations and evil revisions. However, she had met one she was long doomed to meet. It was long, and it was brutal, but Taki-san finally fell. And even then, and now, she accepts the fact that... SHOVEAROUND 2 IS THE CHAMPION OF THE TEAM GORE ROBOT REBELLION 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations to Anthony Politzi and Shovearound 2, our new champ. You well deserve this crown. Wear it with pride.
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