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Heat E
Feb 17, 2009 15:00:51 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 15:00:51 GMT -5
Round 1
Bloody Tears 2 VS. Aneurysm Obliteration VS. The Ultimate Wedge Tails VS. Dante Biohazard VS. Megabyte
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Heat E
Feb 17, 2009 15:01:00 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 15:01:00 GMT -5
TWIST!
Now the Team Gore house robots will be taking the place of the RW house robots! Prepare for your utter destruction!
Next heat, next fights, next time!
Just kidding.
Bloody Tears 2 is a very complicated Shunt-shaped bot with a pneumatics system powering 4, yes FOUR weapons: a shoving rack underneath its scoop, side-stoppers, a metal plate with teeth, and a rear CO2 flipper. It also has 1cm hardox armour...and good speed? Erm...
Aneurysm is a octagonal-shaped vapour with a front cutting disc, going at 11500rpm, which means it could tear through literally anything. A little overkill, perhaps? However, its wheels, which make it invertible, could be grabbed by crushers/axes.
Roboteers, stand by...
The TG house robots are, starting out in the C&BT, Asterix Heroicus and Obelix Bulguous. The Watcher also replaces Refbot.
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!
All right, we're off! Bloody Tears 2 comes out to greet Aneurysm with an "I'm-going-to-kick-your-ass!" air, but first blood is drawn, not from BT2 but from Aneurysm, as one of the side stoppers take a hit and gets smashed in! BT2 swerves away and Aneurysm moves in again, smashing part of the rear, but because of the 1cm hardox armour, it seems to only take a dent. BT2 moves in with the rear and activates the flipper. Aneurysm is flipper up, tilts for a second, and lands right back on top of BT2, who decides to take Aneurysm to the CPZ, where Obelix stands waiting. The hammer comes down, but Aneurysm juts away from the rear just in time and Obelix's hammer hits BT2 instead, making another dent but noticably bigger this time! BT2 gets away and Aneurysm comes at him out of nowhere with the disc up to speed and a shower of sparks results of this as BT2 takes another hit and dent from the blade! BT2 is thrown back into Obelix, and the hammer swings! BANG! And the sounding of the hammer the second time announces the arrival of Asterix, who plows into Aneurysm from the back and Aneuyrsm is slammed high into the air, coming down upside-down! BT2 gets the rear under Aneurysm and flips. Aneurysm is righted by this and gets away. Perhaps this was a godsend for Andrew Jackson, because BT2 is now taking a monumental beating from the house robots! Suddenly, Aneurysm remembers his loss in the house robot rebellion. How could he just let Asterix get away with that?! Aneurysm turns around in a fiery rage and advances on Asterix, who turns around, sending danger, but the gaul has no time to react because the 11500rpm disc is already in his face! CRASH! And this is why I called this the Crash & Burn Tournament! Asterix has crashed and burned out, his front wedge gone, and is now lying on his side near the arena wall! What a mighty hit! That was certainly revenge, as Aneurysm turns his flywheel on BT2 now, who is now cornered in the CPZ by Obelix, and slams into Tony's bot, scattering sparks and shat like that. Damn it I rhymed. Well, it looks like BT2 is now immobile and unable...to function at all. Anyway, Aneurysm backs into the pit release button, opening the pit. Obelix has scooped up the dead competitor onto his wedge and dumped him near the pit. Aneurysm tilts Asterix back onto his wheels, and Asterix is mobile again, speeding away from Aneurysm as fast as he can! However, now being inverted, he can now use that other previously inverted wedge to dangerous effect! The Watcher counts BT2 out. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10! And Asterix heads right at Aneurysm, absolutely flat-out, and this can't end well - CRASH! That's the other one gone! Asterix is now without front and rear panels, but the same hit sent Aneurysm flying away - OH BEJESUS! Look at this, Aneurysm lands on his big rear on the arena railing, but the disc hits the floor a split-second after, and catapults Aneurysm way out of the arena! Asterix, despite losing both wedge panels, does a victory spin as Obelix shoves BT2 down the pit and also begins to spin around.
CEASE!
Bloody Tears 2 is bloodied so rare it just won't wash off. ANEURYSM ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!
Coming up: Obliteration VS. The Ultimate Wedge
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Heat E
Feb 17, 2009 15:01:10 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 15:01:10 GMT -5
Well now, what's this? Another fight? Could it be?! Yes, it is! ;D
Obliteration is basically an invertible Phrizbee clone, and we all know how powerful Phrizbee is. And with invertibility? Killer. But being invertible, as always, exposes its wheels from the top.
The Ultimate Wedge is similar to his brother, Knightrous Wedge, but is shaped like Voltronic, uses LEM200s, and has a flipper that can toss well over 500kg. It's also got good pushability and speed.
Roboteers, stand by...
The Team Gore house robots will be Double Big Mac and Double Whamlet. The Watcher sidles into the arena to begin the match.
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!
TUW races out of his spot almost immediately and bores down on Obliteration but the latter merely sidesteps the charge, causing TUW to slam right into the wall! By the time Aaron manages to get his bot off of the wall, Obliteration is very much up to full speed and is coming right at TUW! Aaron laughs at this seemingly dangerous approach and TUW turns right around to face Obliteration, who is very near TUW now. Suddenly TUW backs away from Obliteration and reverses into the arena wall. Before Chris can snicker, TUW guns the motors and rams Obliteration at full speed! The result of this clash causes hardly anything to happen to TUW, but Obliteration is flung like a...er...a Phrizbee across the arena and goes all gyroscope city, spinning around like crazy, and landing on his back. In comes TUW with the flipper and TOSS!!! WOAH! Obliteration just went flying across the arena, and is now stuck on the arena wall! Uh oh, this isn't good. And TUW confirms my statement by tossing Obliteration right out of the arena - WOAH! Obliteration almost landed right back into the arena! Bouncing twice off the railing, and landing right back outside! I guess it was, as Aaron said, "Having to keep your opponent in the arena long enough to have fun", and this wasn't it. DBM and DW shift mournfully.
CEASE!
Obliteration experiences high tide. THE ULTIMATE WEDGE ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!
Coming up: Tails VS. Dante
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Heat E
Feb 17, 2009 15:01:20 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 15:01:20 GMT -5
It's-a me, Mario! Uh...I mean, it's-a me, Kody! Err...aw forget it, let's just continue. Tails is Steven McGregor's creation here; it's a wedge with a front flipper and some spinning "tails" in the back to attack opponents with. He's pretty nimble too. This bot is completely designed after Sonic's little buddy, Tails. It won't do well against crushers, though. And in the blue square...I mean, here's Dante, who has tough armour but not a lot of it. He's got two oversized wheels, and also he sports a really big, really mean, vertical flywheel. He's not invertible, and so he uses tungsten carbide bars to self-right. Roboteers, stand by... Well well well, the femme fatale housies are here: Taki-san and Tira-san. And The Watcher too, as always. 3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!WOAH! Tails blew out of his spot so fast he must've broken the sound barrier! And Dante isn't fast enough to get out of the way, nor get his flywheel up to speed! WHAM! Oof. Ooh, that hadda hurt. Dante finds himself inverted near the angle grinder, yet Tails didn't use his flipper! This fight is already heating up as Dante rights himself and Tails smashes into him again at mach speed, sending Alex's bot flying into an empty CPZ! House robot attack! Taki-san gets there first and crashes into Dante as fast as Tails. Dante suddenly has a case of the flying sickness and lands inverted again. Tails cuts off a disc attack from Tira-san and tosses Dante about halfway across the arena and follows. He then turns and buries the rear weapon into Dante's backside! Dante is not looking too good, but he rights himself and gets away. Taki and Tira return to their CPZs as Tails comes in for another ram, but mistimed it and misses, almost hitting The Watcher. The Watcher backs away from the scene and Dante comes forward now, finally getting that giant disc up to speed. Suddenly Tails seems cautious and is trying to outmaneouver Dante. Dante isn't fooled and turns to the side, nicking Tails' side with that flywheel. Ooh, holy flying metal Batman! Tails' left side panel just went flying across the floor! With just a nick! Wait...Nick...forget it. :-O Anyway, Dante seems to be the one in control as Tails is scurrying away to try and find some way to make this fight go the way he had it before. Dante reverses into the spinner button, activating the spinner in the middle of the floor, but a fat lot of good that'll do. We need a better spinner. Hey, Dante just drove right over it! Cool. Tails, knowing that this is the perfect chance to strike, strikes. Dante can't turn fast enough and Tails whizzes under the wheel. Dante pops a wheelie and lands on his own disc. The resulting effect of this is Dante throwing himself right into another empty CPZ. Tails again beats the house robots to the punch and slams into Dante, throwing him on top of the wedge. One flick of the flipper, and Dante does a 360 over top of Tails and lands in front of an incoming Taki! WHAM! Poor Dante is taking the worst of this fight so far, but that deadly disc could bring home a victory and bring it home quick. As Tira moves forward, Tails seems to be pondering whether he should let the house robots have the fun, but it seems that he won't, because he's now doing an about face and careening right at Dante. WHAM! Dante is hit but the disc is at full speed and collides with Tira's top armour. OUCH! Tira is now 20 feet seperated from her top armour! Tails activates the flipper and tips Dante onto his back. Dante tries to self-right but Tails is already in his face and tosses him again, sending Dante over the pit and into the pit release, opening the pit - WOAH! Tails made it over the pit before it descended! Now that's quick! :-O The Watcher is trying extremely hard to restrain Taki from tearing the competitors to pieces. Tails, meanwhile, is having second thoughts about elongating this fight and decides to end it by shoving Dante down the pit. Dante doesn't want to go down the pit and heads for the floor flipper instead, reversing as he does so. Tails chases him down but not so fast that he'll be caught off-guard by a disc attack. Taki and Tira again return to their CPZs, but Tails goes right into Taki's CPZ and - what the?! Tails just danced around Taki completely! Visions of Onslaught riding around Matilda just sprang through my mind...anyway Dante is ready with the disc, and now Tails is caught between the disc and a really pi$$ed off house robot. Dante advances, and Tails activates the flipper. WHOA! Taki advanced, sticking the wedge under Tails' spinning 'tails', and Dante hit Tails at that exact moment! Dante goes flying away, to fight another day, and Tails is bolted upwards, and comes down on that electric wedge. Tira races over to get revenge on Dante, but Dante is away and Tails escapes Taki and we're back to the fight, or what's left of it. Tails approaches Dante, who has the disc up to speed again, and reverses to the left to avoid a charge, and then rams Dante from the side. Somehow, I don't think the flipper is working! OH DEAR! The disc on Dante's is slowing down, and now it has stopped! Not good! And now Dante is riding around Tails, doing the deadly tango with his opponent, and very near the flame pit. 10...9...8...7... Tails gets away and Dante spins around to expose the rear. 6...5...4... Tails smashes into Dante and barrels him into Tira's CPZ. 3...2...1... Dante lands on top of Tira, and gets stuck. CEASE! HEY WHAT'RE YOU DOING?!? Taki just raced in and smashed Tails' exposed side with the cutting blade! And Tails has started to smoke! Taki, cease has been called, I daresay that was not very nice! And sure enough, The Watcher comes in with the red card and shoves Taki back into her CPZ! To the judges! Tails - Dante
Aggression = (4-1) Damage = (2-3) Control = (3-2) Style = (5-0) Strategy = (5-0)
Total = 19-6 Dante is sent back to the land down under, and Taki takes a big time-out!TAILS ADVANCES TO ROUND 2! Coming up: Biohazard VS. Megabyte
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Heat E
Feb 17, 2009 15:01:49 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 15:01:49 GMT -5
Vengeance match time!
You all already know Biohazard. If you don't, you've had your head up your arse for too long. For those that have, Biohazard is a long, wide, LOW box with titanium skirts and a unique lifting arm. However, he's not invertible, and his arm does not right him. Will he get revenge?
Megabyte is a Ziggo-shaped bot with spikes all over and a flag, like Ziggo. However, he's coloured orange. However, he's got no srimech. He beat Bio before, can he do it again?
Roboteers, stand by...
Ancalagon the Black and Exa-Gore-Ic: AI wait in their CPZs.
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!
It's Biohazard who makes the first move, trying to get over to Megabyte before that shell gets up to speed. It seems that that didn't work, because he's now backing away. The camera does a close-up of the Megabyte's spinning shell. There is no doubt that it is spinning at full speed. Biohazard turns around and backs into Megabyte. CRASH! Sparks fly, but no dead robots yet. And Biohazard seems to have taken little-to-no damage from that hit! Megabyte goes all gyroscopic and lands right-side-up in the middle of the arena. The shell is not spinning...Biohazard backs into him again and pushes him against the wall. Megabyte slides off the titanium box and gets away. The shell starts to spin again, and this doesn't look too good for Biohazard. Biohazard decides to bore at him again, this time from the front. CRASH!!! AAAAHHHHH!!! Excuse me, I'm speechless and I have to go away for a sec before I can speak...okay, let me explain what just happened. Biohazard approached Megabyte from the front. There is a major-bot collision, and both robots go flying. Most importantly, Biohazard's arm is lying on top of the pit. Biohazard himself is in Exa-Gore-Ic's CPZ, completely immobile, and Megabyte is upside-down, perched on his flag, spinning on the spot, very slowly. Not only that, but Biohazard's front armour is completely mangled by that hit. Holy flying everything! Since Exa-Gore-Ic can't grab a robot like that, Ancalagon comes over and mangles up Biohazard some more. SMASH! Biohazard suddenly is on his back and SMASH! back on his dead feet! ¡Ay carumba! Well, since Biohazard is on his dead feet, and Megabyte is in a position but can still move if placed on his wheels, The Watcher comes over and starts counting Biohazard out. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
CEASE!
Biohazard is reduced to toxic waste. MEGABYTE ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!
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Heat E
Feb 17, 2009 15:02:16 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 15:02:16 GMT -5
Round 2
Tails vs. Megabyte The Ultimate Wedge vs. Aneurysm
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Heat E
Feb 17, 2009 15:02:47 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 15:02:47 GMT -5
It's robot fighting time!
Tails beat Dante and The Watcher beat Taki.
Megabyte completely destroyed Biohazard to advance.
Roboteers, stand by...
The house robots are Obelix Bulguous and Double Whamlet.
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!!
Tails flies out and hammers Megabyte, getting the flipper under and tosses Megabyte into the air! Megabyte, thanks to the gyroscopic forces at work, lands on his wheels and is able to continue the match, getting the shell up to speed. Tails races around and desperately tries to get the wedge under that annoyingly low full-body spinner, but is spun away and is thrown instead into the arena wall! Tails gathers his bearings and rushes Megabyte again, only to be thrown aside once again as the ferocious FBS tosses him yet again! Tails turns around and exposes the deadly 'tails' weapons and reverses into Megabyte's deadly spinning shell, going for the full-on assault! CRASH!!! SPARKS! And Tails is thrown yet again, but this time Megabyte imitates him, having been thrown backwards himself! Both robots land on their wheels and Tails races in before Megabyte can get up to speed, and throws him over! And it's all over now! Megabyte is inverted on the arena floor, but Tails will think not of a countdown and carries Megabyte to the wall, then activates the flipper. Megabyte hits the railing and comes down inverted again. Tails tries again, and this time Megabyte lands on the arena camera track!
CEASE!
Megabyte's glory comes to naught as the arena camera tracks are his destined spot. TAILS ADVANCES TO THE HEAT E FINAL!!
Coming up: The Ultimate Wedge VS. Aneurysm
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Heat E
Feb 17, 2009 15:02:51 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 15:02:51 GMT -5
No you can't come out of your corner, Taki! Oh, uh...next fight!
After obliterating Obliteration, The Ultimate Wedge is ready for more action, and more OOTASs.
Aneurysm tore Bloody Tears 2 to bloody shreds and is now looking to do the same here.
Roboteers, stand by...
Tira-san and Exa-Gore-Ic: AI will be the housies.
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!!
TUW is up and under - WOAH! What a flip that was! Aneurysm is belly up and now scurrying away as TUW makes a fresh attempt at another OOTA! Aneurysm turns around and exposes that deadly cutting flywheel but TUW just runs right into it. There is a loud SNAP, and something tells me that TUW's flipper has been disabled, because Aneurysm is not tossed away off the wedge! This doesn't look good, but Aaron still has the better power, speed, and traction here, as Aneurysm slides off of TUW. Aneurysm cautiously maneouvers to get at the sides but TUW keeps the wedge pointed at his enemy. Aneurysm gives up on this tack and drives at TUW again. CRASH! Tira looks envious from the CPZ as sparks litter the arena! Aneurysm is flung away a bit, and that hit seems not to effect TUW at all. Aneurysm is too late to get out of the way as TUW charges, but TUW merely goes by the right side of Aneurysm and turns to get a good view. Perhaps Aaron has poorer control now? Aneurysm spins up the blade and finds the sides of TUW. More sparks litter the arena! TUW seems unaffected, as the side panel is clearly still there with little damage, but Aneurysm is still at it, still cutting, still biting, still laying on the hurt. TUW moves away but Aneurysm is on his arse, spinning up the blade again and moving in for the win! Suddenly TUW spins around and Aneurysm's blade hits TUW's flipping arm again. CRASH! Once again, a shower of sparks litters the arena, and TUW finds himself barely hanging on to his flipping arm! But at that hit something's happened to Aneurysm. The blade is not spinning at all. TUW rams Aneurysm from the front but Aneurysm's away, dodging around the wedge and rearing into the 'superbot', pushing it into the wall. TUW slides out and attempts a ram, but finds Aneurysm gone. Aneurysm is quite the nimble bot despite his design. TUW finds Aneurysm at the rear and backs into him. Aneurysm U-turns and drives into TUW's side, pushing him into Exa-Gore-Ic's CPZ! Exa-Gore-IC, however, is unable to grab TUW and so only pushes him against the wall. Tira is finally able to express her emotions and travels across the arena, completely ignoring Aneurysm, whom she fought and won against in the first Robot Rebellion. Aneurysm doesn't care, he's rather occupied with trying to win the fight, and THE BLADE IS SPINNING AGAIN!!! Tira smashes TUW with the flywheel and an excretion of green and purple sparks surrounds them! Aneurysm vents his own feelings by joining the house robots and hammering TUW's side with the cutting blade! More sparks! TUW is in serious peril here, and finally Exa-Gore-Ic releases TUW, who gets out of the CPZ. Tira nicks Aneurysm's side with the flywheel, causing more sparks, green and purple marked with gold from the armour on Aneurysm's side. Aneurysm reverses Tira into her CPZ and goes after TUW again, who is still not out yet, but moving yet more slowly than ever. Aneurysm gets the blade up to speed and hammers the flipping arm again, and this time it goes flying off, passing close to the flame pit! TUW pushes Aneurysm in a feeble sort of way but Aneurysm escapes again, and, spinning the blade, cuts TUW's side again. There's the side damage! We can clearly see a gash in the right side of TUW now! So damage has been done inside and outside! TUW isn't moving too well out there and Aneurysm backs him into the flame pit. TUW gets off of the flame pit and turns the wedge towards Aneurysm. Aneurysm disregards the positioning completely and ploughs recklessly into the giant wedge full force. Even more sparks! Aneurysm gets away before TUW can try and turn this match around, and Aneurysm's blade is slowing down, and now it's stopped again! Not spinning! However, this fight has been all Aneurysm and no wedge! AJ is grinning widely and TUW randomly drives over the closed pit, very nearing Tira's CPZ. Tira longs for some death but TUW reverses back over the pit. Aneurysm flings himself at the pit release button but by the time the siren sounds, TUW is well away from the grave.
10...9...8...7...
TUW stops, and now I think he is immobilized. Aneurysm pushes TUW into Tira's CPZ.
6...5...4...
Tira cuts into TUW's rear and tears off some armour amid more colourful sparks.
3...2...1...
Aneurysm comes in with a final shove...
CEASE!
A very one-sided fight. My money's on Aneurysm, but let's see the judges' decision.
The Ultimate Wedge - Aneurysm
Aggression = (1-4) Damage = (0-5) Control = (1-4) Style = (0-5) Strategy = (1-4)
Total = 3-22
The Ultimate Wedge meets his ultimate doom. ANEURYSM ADVANCES TO THE HEAT E FINAL!!
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Heat E
Feb 17, 2009 15:03:19 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 15:03:19 GMT -5
Heat E Final
Tails vs. Aneurysm
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Heat E
Feb 17, 2009 15:03:24 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 15:03:24 GMT -5
KABOOM! I'm here!
Tails beat Dante and Megabyte. Do we even need descriptions of the fights?!
Aneurysm trashed Bloody Tears 2 and whupped The Ultimate Wedge in a judges decision.
Roboteers, stand by...
Asterix Heroicus and Ancalagon the Black guard the CPZs this time around.
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!!!
Tails flies out immediately and is determined to get out to a good start as Aneurysm goes out to greet him with the deadly flywheel! Tails dodges it barely and gets a flip in. Aneurysm lands on his head, but follows Tails around. Tails has the better speed, so he gets away easily, and turns around to try and attack the sides of Aneurysm again. Aneurysm isn't fooled and keeps the front pointed towards his opponent. Tails turns, but Aneurysm pounces on the opportunity and smashes the side of Tails with the flywheel! Tails is flung away with a gash in his side (the one that Taki did not get), and does another spin when he stops to show that he's still mobile. Aneurysm gets the flywheel up to speed again, and Tails has to run away again as AJ's bot comes at him. Tails decides that he'd better put an end to the flywheel of Aneurysm's and turns around to expose the spinning 'tails'. Aneurysm actually turns away and avoids the rear charge of Tails, and slashes the other side of Tails. The panel comes flying off, and Tails finds himself in a perilous situation! He speeds away like Sonic to a chili dog stand but Aneurysm is hot on his...tails. Tails tries the kamikaze trick again, exposing the spinning 'tails', and Aneurysm decides to crash right into it. CRASH! Yay! Fireworks! And it looks like the plan backfired, because the weapon that was disabled was the spinning 'tails'! Ooh...Tails doesn't look so fast now, wobbling away towards the pit release button, but Aneurysm cataches up to him and smashes off Tails' rear weapon! Tails stops completely at that hit. Aneurysm pushes Tails onto the pit, and himself hits the pit release button, thus defeating his opponent and robbing the housies of their fun. Bad luck, boys!
CEASE!
Tails gets his tails removed, and gets removed from the rest of the tournament. ANEURYSM ADVANCES TO THE SERIES FINALS!!!
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