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Heat C
Feb 17, 2009 14:55:00 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:55:00 GMT -5
Round 1
Orka MK4 VS. La Machine Slaying Mantis F VS. Wedga Revo 2.0 The Crashing Bore VS. Mass Disctruction Ultimate 3 Vampire Killer VS. Metal Sonic Spin Dash
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Heat C
Feb 17, 2009 14:55:24 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:55:24 GMT -5
And let's get it on! Here's Heat C! Our two devilish mechanos are...
ORKA MK4, a Behemoth-shaped terror with a lifting scoop and claw-like device to grab the opponent and lift them. It also has 6WD, a self-righting dorsal fin on top, and 7mm titanium armour...and...
LA MACHINE, a very successful and one of the oldest combat robots ever, with its box-wedge design, and ramming spike on top of the wedge. Sporting a powerful drive system, look for this guy to cause chaos.
Roboteers, stand by...
The house robots are Sgt. Bash & Shunt.
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!
It's La Machine, who starts off first, plowing into Orka and getting under the scoop weith its own, throwing Orka sideways as Orka veers off. Orka turns and comes for another attack. As LA Machine turns, this time it's Orka who gets under Lachine's scoop and immediately, the claw comes into play. Suddenly La Machine is lifted into the air and completely helpless, as Orka triumphantly moves its dorsal fin. Orka backs into the pit release, opening the pit, and wanting to finish this one quickly lowers La Machine down. This allows La Machine to manoeuvre around Orka before he is pushed into the pit, and rams the side of Orka. Furious, Orka drives around the pit and turns to face La Machine, who gets under Orka again and throws him aside. Orka furiously gets to the side of La Machine and throws it over rather than grabbing it...and with no srimech, La Machine looks to be out! Refbot comes over and starts counting La Machine out. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10! Well, this was short lived! It seems the power of Orka was too great for poor old La Machine as Shunt comes over and pushes La Machine across the arena towards the flame pit, giving him a few good axe blows in the process. Sgt. Bash sprays fire behind him as he follows Shunt, and Orka just sits there, waiting. Oooooh...we've got a crispy-fried La Machine in the barbie! Shunt drags La Machine off of the flame pit and towards the arena flipper this time, pushing him onto it. Orka turns and positions himself right in front of the flipper, and WHOOSH! La Machine lands right behind Orka. Orka shoves La Machine backwards towards the pit, and BOOM! Down he goes, out of the competition.
CEASE!
La Machine, flambe ala mode. ORKA MK4 ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!!!
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Heat C
Feb 17, 2009 14:55:35 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:55:35 GMT -5
Zzzz...huh? Whowhatwhenwherewhyhow? Oops, sorry. Here we go with the next battle of this tournament!
SLAYING MANTIS F is the champion of the KFFT original tournament in "those days", with his unique wedge design and skirts, and his Razer-like claw. This time it's got a wire-cutting attachment to the claw. It's fighting...
WEDGA REVO 2.0, who is a cut-off wedge like Steg 2, but the flipping arm is at the back, and is attached to a scoop at the front. It also has Biohazard-like skirts to prevent being gotten under. It's also got a very low 15cm height.
Roboteers, stand by...
The house robots are...Mr. Psycho & Dead Metal.
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!
And Wedga starts off first at a flying start, immediately getting under the Mantis and inverting it with its scoop. The Mantis tries to self-right but being that slow, Wedga turns around, gets under the Mantis from the rear and attempts an OOTA. Fact is, he was too close to the wall, and the Mantis bounces off the railing and lands in front of Wedga, right-side-up. Wedga goes forward, hoping to get under the front wedge of Slaying Mantis, but the Mantis denies this as he gets under Wedga and slams him into the arena wall! Now Alex is trying to position Slaying Mantis to have a precise point where the wire cutter can sink into Wedga's joints, but no such luck. Evidently, the Mantis gives up and decides to grapple Wedga, hitting the armour of Wedga and not really doing anything, but he's got him now! Wedga fires the rear flipping arm, but nothing happens. The Mantis drags Wedga over to the pit release, and opens the pit, but suddenly Refbot intervenes and shunts Slaying Mantis, which means "Let him go or I'll disqualify you!" The Mantis grudgingly releases Wedga, and Wedga reverses away, turns around, and comes at him with the flipping arm. Unfortunately, the Mantis gets under Wedga again, and begins to clamp down. Wedga, however, has other plans, and he rolls away before the Mantis can sink down the claw. Alex is enraged, as Slaying Mantis raises the claw and chases Wedga around the arena. Wedga rams the spinner button, activating the spinning in the middle of the arena, but a fat lot of good that'll do, hmm? Not really, when it rises off the ground and acts like a disc! But no need, for Wedga collides with Slaying Mantis and brings the Mantis towards the angle grinder, which happens to be a much more powerful disc and SLICE!!! Sparks fly as the Mantis spins away, a scratch made in the armour of Slaying Mantis. Wedga again gets under Slaying Mantis, this time from the rear, and with another POP!, the Mantis is inverted again! Only this time, he's sent flying across the arena! Wedga chases the stranded Mantis and tosses him again before he can right himself, resulting in the Mantis getting trapped upside-down with the claw in the srimech position! Slaying Mantis tries to use the claw but it only pushes the claw into the arena floor! Ouch! Wedga has had enough of this and so rams Slaying Mantis, freeing Alex's crusher but also righting him. The Mantis responds by ramming Wedga into the wall. Wedga turns backwards and tosses the Mantis yet again with the flipping arm...oh no, it looks like Slaying Mantis can't right himself! That ram from Wedga as Slaying Mantis' claw was in the floor yanked it in a violent manner, and rendered it immobile! Yet Wedga gives the Mantis another chance by flipping him again. The Mantis does a 540 and lands back on his wheels, getting under Wedga's front and despite not being able to use the claw rams Andy's wedge against the wall. Wedga tries to get away but is pinned. Refbot comes by and seperates them again. Poor old Slaying Mantis isn't doing so well now, as Wedga comes in, but rides into the side of the Mantis and pushes him into the wall. The Mantis can't turn, but Wedga releases him fairly quickly.
10...9...8...7...
Wedga comes in with another ram, and actually does get under Slaying Mantis again and tosses him across the arena.
6...5...4...
The Mantis bounces into Dead Metal's CPZ, and Dead Metal comes out, grabs him, and begins sawing away.
3...2...1...
Wedga rams Psycho from the front...
CEASE!
What a match! It seems Mantis broke down a little, but let's go to the judges anyway and see how the fight breaks down!
Slaying Mantis F - Wedga Revo 2.0
Aggression = 2-3 Damage = 1-4 Style = 1-4 Control = 2-3 Strategy = 1-4
TOTAL = 7-18
Slaying Mantis F has been slain. WEDGA REVO 2.0 ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!
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Heat C
Feb 17, 2009 14:55:48 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:55:48 GMT -5
And now, for one of the most exciting match-ups we've got!
THE CRASHING BORE is here, with his Hexadecimator shape, rear wdedge/spikes, and front weaponry, which consists of a Mousetrap-style blade, jagged for more damage, and Etek powered. Added to this is a diamond-tipped industrial drill that comes out of the front wedge, used for cutting through…anything! The Crashing Bore is taking on one of the most revered vapourbots ever…
MASS DISCTRUCTION ULTIMATE 3! Look out, for this Satanic triangular spinner that is similar to Cyclonebot in many ways. It is a translational spinner, with 9 hardox-tipped teeth to rip through opponents and a 480mph spinning speed. Geared to torque, and invertible, this robot has won the PTT3 and PTT4, and so must be fought only if the opponent can find a weakness, if at all.
Roboteers, stand by…
The house robots are Growler and Cassius Chrome.
3… 2… 1… ACTIVATE!
W00h00, we're startin' this thing! MDU is already spinning up, and TCB flies at him trying to stop the spinning motion, but - CRASH!!! WHOA! LOOK AT MDU FLY! The FBS flung himself into the air, about 4 feet! And TCB has been belted across the box, yet unbelievably has taken little to no damage from the hit! This is most puzzling, as TCB comes back for another hit, as MDU lands, and getting under MDU before it has a chance to even START spinning, rams him against the wall and starts hacking away, also using the drill! MDU struggles, but to no avail; eventually, Refbot rams TCB…which was not a good idea, since TCB releases MDU and starts chasing Refbot around! Heheeh…and MDU is getting spinning again, however not completely up to speed…yes, he's there now. TCB, however, is paying little attention as he chases Refbot around. He finally stops chasing Refbot…AND ATTACKS GROWLER! That does it, as Cassius Chrome comes flying out and is absolutely CREAMED by MDU as he strolls by. The result is utter destruction as the 250kg house robot gets his scoops ripped clean off and with a clang falls over, dead! Oh…my…godforsaken eyes…TCB continues to attack Growler. Then he gets a strange idea and shoves Growler right into MDU, who is back up to - CRASH! speed - OH GOD!!! Growler is now left without the left side of his skin! By my mother's false teeth, what kind of unholy terror is among us in this arena?! But Growler is not dislodged from TCB, as Frank shows an evil grin and chases down MDU, who bounced away on the hit, and shoves Growler into him ag - CRASH! -ain - WHOA AGAIN! MDU'S SPIKES ARE LODGED INSIDE OF GROWLER!!! The audience is in utter disbelief, as Mentron's beloved house robot Growler is taking such abuse, now with the insides in clear view…and MDU is stuck! Not moving! TCB releases Growler…who bolts away, with MDU still stuck on him! Oh my…this is turning out to be quite the match! TCB rushes MDU again, and slams the blade down, causing some damage in the top. Growler turns and shoves MDU into TCB. That releases MDU from Growler, and Aaron frantically tries to get MDU away, who is not spinning, but TCB catches up and slams him into the wall. MDU rolls along the arena wall, falls back down, and gets spinning again! With a horrible jolt Frank controls TCB towards MDU, and the FBS is about to get it - CRASH!!! HOLY FLYING F…F…ah screw it, but TCB is now left without his blade, which is now about 7 feet away from him!!! MDU, however, has been thrown for a loop, and is now again not spinning. However, it seems that his job is done, for TCB is now wobbling across the arena feebly. The shell finally starts spinning again, and MDU advances on his opponent. CRASH!!! AND AGAIN!!! This time, the left side of TCB takes the hit, and TCB is thrown into the wall, his left side exposed completely! MDU bounces away again, with the shell getting back to speed again, and charges his opponent once more, who is almost dead - CRASH!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING!!! MDU HAS JUST TORN UP THE INSIDES OF TCB, AND MOTORS AND MECHANICALS LAY STREWN ACROSS THE ARENA!!! That's gotta be it!!! And yes, the smoking remains of TCB…oh dear. Refbot doesn't even decide to count TCB, out knowing full well that no robot can drive without its motors…
CEASE!!!
Let us now have a moment of silence for The Crashing Bore…okay, we're done here. MASS DISCTRUCTION ULTIMATE 3 ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!!!
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Heat C
Feb 17, 2009 14:56:22 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:56:22 GMT -5
Time for our next battle!
VAMPIRE KILLER is a robot with a rear plow, side skirts, 12mm titanium armour, and two very powerful horizontal discs on the front. One is one the top, like Surgeon General, and the other is on the bottom. (like his opponent)
METAL SONIC SPIN DASH is a low skirted box with a front wedge and sloped sides. It has two weapons; a vertical Pussycat-style cutting blade at the front, and a CO2 arm on the top, though this is mainly used to right itself.
Roboteers, stand by...
The house robots are Shunt & Matilda.
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!
Ha! We're off! And MSSD is flying at Vampire Killer with the speed of...16mph. But Vampire Killer has a speed of 23mph and they meet early on! And CRASH! what a hit! The blow sent Vampire Killer spinning away! MSSD makes the most of the blow and advances on Vampire Killer, but Tony backs away and allows MSSD to come near, while spinning his discs up. MSSD sees this and backs away, whilst Vampire Killer waits. Inevitably, MSSD comes back rams Vampire Killer head on! CRASH!!! HOLY FLYING METAL BATMAN! The vertical sawblade of MSSD has gone flying off, landing with a clatter next to Shunt's CPZ! All of a sudden, things have turned for the worse here as Vampire Killer advances on MSSD, who is caught up, and the rear of MSSD takes a huge hit and the panel goes flying off! Steve ain't looking too good in the control booth...Vampire Killer advances yet again, yet cheekily perhaps because he doesn't have the discs up to speed, and MSSD capitalizes on this, rushing Vampire Killer and getting under him with the wedge. Vampire Killer is thrown on top of MSSD, and the arm comes out and inverts Tony's killer. However, he is invertible, so it matters not...I think. And Vampire Killer's discs have already spun right back up! MSSD backs away yet again as Vampire Killer advances; unfortunately for MSSD, Vampire Killer catches him yet again, and the front wedge is gashed up by the discs. Not looking too good for Steve-O...Vampire Killer again advances and shores off the side skirt, which spins MSSD around, and Vampire Killer is able to destroy the other skirt! MSSD, however, once again gets under Vampire Killer and throws him against the wall, and into Matilda's CPZ! Matilda is all too happy to see a chew-toy in front of her, and the vertical flywheel starts making happy noises as the 12mm titanium armour of Vampire Killer is smashed, and the rear plow is bent! MSSD shoves him further into the CPZ, and Shunt flies in, under MSSD, and sticks the axe in, whilst Vampire Killer escapes the...oh no, MSSD has doomed himself by trying to doom Vampire Killer! And Matilda gets her flywheel back up to speed and smashes the front of MSSD, and the panel goes flying off! Vampire Killer looks on, and then gets a silly idea and attacks Shunt! The house robot has only time to turn about 5 degrees before the twin discs rip into his side and rip the plow off of one side! Matilda does not see this, as she currently has MSSD by the tusks, but Vampire Killer makes his presence known by cutting into Matilda's side! The body armour goes away like *snaps fingers* that! All of a sudden, the house robots finish toying with MSSD and attack Vampire Killer with the utmost fury, but Vampire Killer has the discs back up to speed and aiming for Matilda's own flywheel - CRASH!!! OH DEAR ME! Look at the sparks - Vampire Killer has stopped moving! The heavy blow has just sent Matilda flying, but now Vampire Killer is starting to smoke! Something inside must have snapped when the discs collided! Oh dear! And Shunt opens the pit, but it's MSSD who shoves the Vampire Killer down the hole! A very lucky break for Steve, who grins omniously.
CEASE!
Vampire Killer killed off by Matilda. METAL SONIC SPIN DASH ADVANCES TO ROUND 2!
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Heat C
Feb 17, 2009 14:56:25 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:56:25 GMT -5
Round 2
Wedga Revo 2.0 VS. Mass Disctruction Ultimate Metal Sonic Spin Dash VS. Orka MK4
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Heat C
Feb 17, 2009 14:56:36 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:56:36 GMT -5
It's time to get it on again!
Wedga Revo 2.0 opened a can of insectide on Slaying Mantis F before whooping his arse in a judges decision.
Mass Disctruction Ultimate 3 absolutely destroyed The Crashing Bore to get here, and he's metal-hungry.
Roboteers, stand by...
The house bots gorging in the arena will be Cassius Chrome and Growler.
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!
And it's on! Mass Disctruction Ultimate revs up immediately, and Wedga rushes before HE gets a bigger rush. CRASH!!! And the inevitable collision between these bad boys is smaller than we imagined, but nonetheless powerful as Wedga is forced into a pirouette and MDU is tilted slightly, but that's all it takes for the big spinner to lose control, and MDU rips off Son of Whyachi's spinning spectacle, bouncing, bouncing...wham! And MDU has landed upside-down, still mobile and deadly, but slower. Wedga seems to have recovered from that hit and charges down MDU again. MDU can't get back up to speed and is thrown up onto the wedge and over. Wedga reverses, and Aaron's destructobot gets a face full of scoop as Andy carefully maneouvers his bot around. Wishing to rid himself of his own destruction quickly, Wedga slowly turns around and makes for the pit button. Aaron is sweating up a storm as he attempts to dislodge MDU from the Wedga of doom. No avail. Wedga rams into the button and turns again to deliver MDU to its resting place...or does he? Suddenly, Growler burns rubber as he charges out into the open, headbutting Wedga (like Zinedine Zidane) into the side, and that dislodges MDU. But Growler has other plans! Wanting to avenge himself for his humiliation during the last MDU fight, he rams MDU into the side wall, opens the chompers and viciously clamps down on the triangular-shaped bot. Oh this does *NOT* look good for MDU...Wedga seems to take this as an insult and rams Growler back with the front wedge, catching the attention of Cassius Chrome. As CC comes forward to confront Wedga, Growler gets an idea and starts to rotate back and forth, slamming MDU against the wall repeatedly. Then he releases MDU, who is finally able to spin up again, but Wedga seeing what is about to happen rams MDU again with the scoop. Again, not as powerful, but still violent as Wedga gets thrown for a loop across the arena. MDU is also thrown for a loop but quickly recovers and heads towards Wedga again. Now Wedga decides to take a leaf out of The Crashing Bore's book and gets under Cassius Chrome. Joining Growler in the previous MDU fight, CC does not want a repeat of that episode and reverses off of Wedga. He frantically struggles to move off to the side, but MDU gets there too quickly. Again. CRASH!!! Well! What a mark that left! CC is...well...indescribably hammered, and not much is left of him after that hit. Probably looks like it'll be his second trip to the fix-it room. Anyway Growler now has clamped down on MDU to prevent any mechanical noise from him, and Wedga, who has been dormant since CC took that hit, now is off to the races, getting under Growler and trying to flip him OOTA. Growler releases MDU and Wedga immediately shovels him onto the wedge. Lining him up, he finishes what he started, and MDU is now dumped into the pit of oblivion.
CEASE!
Mass Disctruction Ultimate 3 can say hello to Satan for all we care! WEDGA REVO 2.0 ADVANCES TO THE HEAT C FINAL!!
Coming up: Metal Sonic Spin Dash vs. Orka MK4
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Heat C
Feb 17, 2009 14:56:48 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:56:48 GMT -5
Metal Sonic Spin Dash won a controversial KO against Vampire Killer, where VK mistakingly attacked the house bots when he was an inch from victory.
Orka MK4 took out La Machine fairly quickly to advance.
Roboteers, stand by...
The house robots today are Matilda and Sgt. Bash.
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!
It's Orka MK4, who dashes out to Steve's bot and the two collide with a great BANG in the middle of the arena. The scoop of Orka greets Spin Dash's cutting blade and turns it aside. Spin Dash is thrown aside and Orka seizes his chance perfectly, getting the scoop under Spin Dash and coming down with the trapping device. Uh-oh, I think things just took a turn for the worse for Spin Dash. As Spin Dash is lifted up into the air by the scoop and arm, much like food tongs, Orka wheels around slightly to line himself up with the pit release and reverses right into it. It comes flying off! Orka moves to the slowly-descending pit, and lowers Spin Dash. Unfortunately, Orka went too far, and Spin Dash is now hovering over the opposite edge of the pit! Orka reverses quickly, and pulls Spin Dash into the hellish hole, but the force of Spin Dash on Orka scoop tips Orka into the pit with him! Too bad, house bots! It looks like you're going to have to wait until next fight!
CEASE!
Metal Sonic Spin Dash drops like a stone in a very quick fight. ORKA MK4 ADVANCES TO THE HEAT C FINAL!!!
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Heat C
Feb 17, 2009 14:57:08 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:57:08 GMT -5
Heat C Final
Wedga Revo 2.0 vs. Orka MK4
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Heat C
Feb 17, 2009 14:57:19 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:57:19 GMT -5
Now, it's time to reload!
Wedga Revo 2.0 beat both Slaying Mantis F and Mass Disctruction Ultimate to get here, but can he take out...
Orka MK4, who put down La Machine and Metal Sonic Spin Dash fairly quickly?
Roboteers, stand by...
Housies are Sir Killalot and Mr. Psycho.
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!!!
It's Orka again, charging out towards Wedga, who has the same game plan and they collide with a bang. Wedga gets the wedge under Orka's scoop and uses his excellent speed to ram Orka full force against the angle grinder! Orka is span off and tips off of Andy's wedge. AJ calculates exactly where Orka would land, and Wedga gets his own scoop under and sends him for a loop! Orka lands right side up and frantically drives away, Wedga on his tail. It seems like quite a one-sided fight right now. Orka narrowly avoids a flip from Wedga and turns around with his own scoop. Wedga continues his charge and again we hear a tremendous bang as they collide. This time it's Orka who gets under Wedga and WHOOSH! Inverted bot! Wedga, though invertible, flips himself over anyway with his own scoop, but Orka is too fast and gets his scoop under Wedga and flips again. Wedga finds himself riding the side wall and just manages to keep himself right-side-up. Orka drives diagonally into Wedga's side and bounces off him, missing an axe blow intended with the arm. Wedga reverses, grinding his rear into the wall as he does so. Orka rams Wedga again, missing the side and getting the wedge instead, but gets under Wedga anyway and lifts him into the grinder. Now we've got Wedga balanced on his arse and Orka just whacking him with the arm, which is rather ineffective as an axe but scoring points for the judges anyway. Uh oh! House robots are coming! It seems that they're very bored, and now are disobeying the Refbot and attacking Orka! Orka away, just barely there, and Wedga finally gets on his wheels, but is trapped by the housies! Orka makes his way to the pit release, and activates the pit, which descends over on Killalot's left. Ooh, Orka nearly puts himself in, what're you doing, Orka?! All of a sudden...oh dear, Killalot getting attacked from the side by Orka, now the back, and oh goodness gracious me, Wedga getting hailed on by hammer blows from Psycho...Killalot backs into Orka and Orka nearly falling into the pit again - OOH HAH HA HA HA HA HA!!! Oh dear me, Killalot threw himself in the pit! Trying to crush his enemy into the pit, perhaps, but he missed his mark! Now we've only got Mr. Psycho taking on Wedga, but Wedga seems to be immobilized! And no doubt from all that abuse, from that...hammer, from Psycho. Now it's Orka, who is flipping Wedga and that's it! It's over! Wedga is gone, he's left the arena! Ooh, and now Psycho wants some revenge on Orka, who nearly escapes a hammer blow, ooh, I think Killalot's in pain from landing in the pit, those red eyes gleam a little too brightly...
CEASE!
Wedga Revo 2.0 has revolutionized the word "loser". ORKA MK4 ADVANCES TO THE SERIES FINAL!!!
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