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Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:39:07 GMT -5
Round 3
Wheely Big Cheese 2 VS. Taki-san Shovearound 2 VS. Asterix Heroicus
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Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:39:16 GMT -5
Wheely Big Cheese 2!
Has defeated: Obelix Bulguous, Ancalagon the Black
Taki-san!
Has defeated: Leprosy Infection, Flick of the Wrist
Giant flipper takes on a ramming wedge! Victor? Let's find out!
Roboteers, stand by...
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!!!
Taki is out and about, and Wheely Big Cheese is after her, hoping to get the flipper under and toss the ninjabot out of comission. WOAH! Taki goes flying OVER the flipper of WBC2, who fires the flipper too late and goes belly up. Taki reverses and cuts into the wheel hub with her blade, not doing much damage due to improvements. My, that was futile. Taki continues to flirt with the danger zone that is WBC2's flipping area. OH! We've got a toss, and it's a quadruple twist into a triple flip! Taki lands inverted just inside the arena but comes in immediately, waving aside the blow and rams one of WBC2's wheels, causing WBC2 to pull a wheelie big wheelie . James isn't impressed, and he drives WBC2 forward again, trying to catch that irritatingly agile house robot. Taki collides with the wall and slightly rides it to get around WBC2, but the big cheese tilts slightly and both rams operate the flipper again, connecting with Taki's blade! Taki spins away and goes a little gyroscopic but manages to maintain control. WBC2 charges almost blindingly fast and gets the flipper under the tip of Taki's left side. AHHHH!!! WBC2 sends himself into the air as well as his opponent! WBC2 crashes down snout-first and lands on his wheel, and then on both wheels. Taki wastes no time and rams WBC2's wheel. WBC2 is forced into a ridiculous pirouette by this; being angered now he slams the flipper almost Overkill-like onto Taki's wedge. Taki does not go for the gusto, but carries WBC2 to the wall and stuffs him into the angle grinder, which cuts into WBC2's rear! WBC2 rides one wheel overtop of Taki. He seems to trying to point the flipper at the arena wall to force himself away from Taki. Taki turns and the blade hits WBC2's left wheel hub. No damage. WBC2 again slams Taki with the flipper, but wheels around clockwise and away before Taki can point the wedge at him again. And here's WBC2 with the charge! Taki meets him head-on and Taki gets the better of the axlebot, again stuffing the 'cheese into the wall wheel-first, and turning WBC2 over. WBC2 tilts the flipper and nicks the pit release button, but the pit does not open. Taki suddenly becomes more interested in pitting the opponent, and pushes WBC2 along the wall and into the pit release button. There we go, there's the siren, and we all know that the pit is now opening! And OH NO WBC2 has his flipper in the pit but NO! He escapes although there's a BANG and clouds of heavy smoke are whisked out of the pit! Taki is infuriated by this great escape, and she tries to shove the 'cheese in again, but WBC2 eludes her and goes all the way to the other end of the arena. Taki winds up and lets fly with a heavy slam against WBC2's right wheel. WBC2 is upended and Taki gets to his other wheel. WBC2 is now in a balancing act on his left wheel and suddenly and he turns and taps Taki's rear with the flipper. How rude. Taki responds with another shove into the wall opposite. WBC2 bounces off and gets away from the pit again. Taki chases him down but WBC2, turning on the spot, slides the flipper under her side and holy flying skyline Batman! Taki goes about 10 feet into the air! She crashes down and again seems to shake the blow off, doing a dance. WBC2 interrupts her performance with a push but Taki sneaks away resulting in WBC2 flipping himself. Taki gets under WBC2's wheels again and this time WBC2's flipper is pointing at the wall! Taki rams him full force into it, and the wheels leave her wedge, and tilt up, up, up, and Taki activates the electric wedge for the first time tonight, and WBC2 goes wheels over flipper, landing on the arena camera track!
CEASE!
Wheely Big Cheese 2 put on a mighty performance, but in the end, it just wasn't enough to match his opponent's power. TAKI-SAN ADVANCES TO THE FINAL BATTLE!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:39:31 GMT -5
Taki-san awaits the winner of this match. Will she face off against...
Shovearound 2?!
Has defeated: Exa-Gore-Ic: AI, Double Whamlet
...or will she have to betray her teammate...
Asterix Heroicus?!
Has defeated: Hannibal, ArchAngel of the Abyss
...this shall determine the final battle! (and the 3rd place playoff)
Roboteers, stand by...
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!!!
WHOA! Asterix shot overtop of Shovearound and slams against the arena wall! Cut down on the caffeine, huh? Shovearound shoves his rear into Asterix and plows him against the wall. Oh my! Asterix is already inverted! The tables have turned in Shovearound's favour very early in the game as the 3rd place bot of the PTT5 turns around to give the robogaul a taste of forks, but finds that his quarry has escaped. Asterix hits the pit release button, taking the coward's way out, and Shovearound slams into him again, reinverting Asterix thanks to the rear shape of Asterix. Asterix will not fall in the first 10 seconds of the match and shoves off, but Shovearound pursues him. Asterix turns around and tries the charge again. Zilch. Asterix does the circus jump again and lands behind Shovearound and almost kisses the arena wall. Shovearound spins on the spot to show off to the crowd. Now Asterix is really cheesed off and, turning around, attempts another charge. Shovearound moves away, and allows Asterix to go flying over the left skirt, resulting in Asterix careening straight into the arena wall at high speed. He bounces off of it and lands right onto his side, immobile. Game over already?! Shovearound starts celebrating by spinning around wildly in a crazy twist. Asterix's wheels spin futilely as The Watcher starts to count out his fellow crew member. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
CEASE!
Asterix Heroicus' long journey comes to a harsh end. Even after defeating the champion... SHOVEAROUND 2 ADVANCES TO THE FINAL BATTLE!!!!!!!!
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