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Round 2
Feb 17, 2009 14:37:52 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:37:52 GMT -5
Round 2
Flick of the Wrist VS. Taki-san Shovearound 2 VS. Double Whamlet Wheely Big Cheese 2 VS. Ancalagon the Black ArchAngel of the Abyss VS. Asterix Heroicus
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Round 2
Feb 17, 2009 14:38:00 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:38:00 GMT -5
Time for Round 2!
Flick of the Wrist blew Tira-san out of the sky and into the hole.
Taki-san damaged Leprosy Infection all around and then flung him over her and into the pit.
Another grudge match! Can Taki avenge herself AND Tira? Or will Flick advance past both chicks?
Roboteers, stand by...
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!!
The heat is on! And WOAH! Both bots crash headlong into each other in the middle of the arena! And the spikes prevail, lifting Taki up off the floor. But before Flick can slam his enemy into a pulp against the wall, Taki rolls off the side of Flick and nicks the wall in the process. Now she has the wedge under Flick, and WAH! The same thing happens! Flick rolls away! Now we've got some serious scurrying around from both opponents, and Taki does an about face and tries to rear charge with the cutting blade. Flick avoids the hit and slides under Taki's side, but is too quick and he shoots past her and almost rams the wall. Taki buries the blade into Flick's side! Sparks! Joy! Anyway, Flick darts towards the edge of the wall and turns around with the spikes. Taki barrels into him and now we've got a huge sparkfest now courtesy of that cutting blade! Flick is rather annoyed by this and now he's trying to lift up the rear of the house bot! Oh this can't end well...SMASH! Taki's blade hits the front of Flick and sends him spinning away! Taki gets her blade spinning again and advances on Flick. Flick backs away very much, and now he's lining up, and now he's charging straight at Taki! WHAM! Ooh, that hadda hurt. What a hit. Ouch. Taki just went flying straight across the arena! Flick goes over to Taki and suddenly Taki snaps back to life and pushes Flick's heavily beaten front end. Flick rears and pushes Taki back. We've got a pushing match, and OUCH! Taki just smashed Flick with the blade again! And one of the spikes just got taken off! Uh oh, I sense death stench...Flick pushes Taki into the wall. Taki responds by shoving Flick back, and now it's really hard for Taki to turn around when she's stuck against the wall. Taki continues to fight Flick's pushing power, and finally Flick is forced backward. Flick releases Taki, who rears Flick into the wall opposite. Flick getting under Taki shoves her back into the other wall. Taki rolls to the left and gets the blade working again, but uses the wedge instead to get under Flick. Again, we get a repeat as Flick rolls off as well. How boring. Wait! Taki gets the blade back into the game again! Hooray! Flick again darts away but not quick enough as Taki hits Flick with the blade again! Ooh! Exposed front end! Flick pushes Taki away and into the wall again. Taki has had enough wall and turns around, getting the wedge under Flick and lifting. This time, Flick does not roll off but stays stuck on the wedge. Taki lines herself up with the angle grinder and rams it from afar. WHAM! SMASH! Ouch! That hadda hurt even more. Flick collided with the angle grinder at full speed, and it sent him flying away towards the pit! Not only that, there is a huge gash in his left side! Taki however has taken damage as well, as she is now moving very slowly. Flick notices this and charges again but Taki slowly turns and again the cutting blade hits Flick, and holy flying shenanigans, Batman! They're stuck together! And you know what? Flick's immobilized! And Taki slowly drags Flick around to the flame pit, and The Watcher comes forward, using the lifting arm to lift Flick up, but Taki is dragged into the air as well, showing that the bots are really stuck together. What a predicament! The Watcher shoves both of them into the arena wall, and that seperates the two. Oh my! Flick's mobile again! The Watcher backs off as Taki gets the blade into play again. Flick rams Taki from the side again and the blade does damage once more, shearing the other spike off. And time's winding down once more as Flick backs away for another ram. Taki turns to show Flick the wedge, and Flick, not realizing, flies right at her. The result of this is that Flick flies over her, with no spikes to defeat the wedge, and crashes into the arena wall! Taki rears into Flick and slices the back panel, tearing it. Flick pushes her away is roams about the arena, looking very beat-to-crap. Taki comes at him slowly with the wedge and Flick maneouvers around, trying to find her sides.
10...9...8...7...
Taki keeps the wedge pointed at Flick to fend off any side assault, but Flick reverses into the pit release button.
6...5...4...
Taki turns around and comes at Flick with the blade. Flick turns and races away again.
3...2...1...
Flick turns and goes for the gusto, crashing directly into Taki's blade yet again. WHAM! And that's the death blow. Parts fly, and Flick is really immobile now. However, that's the end of the fight.
CEASE!
Judges!
Flick of the Wrist - Taki-san
Aggression = (3-2) Damage = (1-4) Control = (2-3) Style = (3-2) Strategy = (1-4)
Total = 10-15
Flick of the Wrist is flicked away. TAKI-SAN ADVANCES TO ROUND 3!!
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Round 2
Feb 17, 2009 14:38:16 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:38:16 GMT -5
NEXT!
Shovearound 2 disposed of Exa-Gore-Ic in a judges decision despite being KO'd.
Double Whamlet blazed by Love Bite v2.0 after grappling him and shunting him down the hole.
Both can lift, both can shunt, both can shove. Who will prove to be the mightier?
Roboteers, stand by...
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!!
It's Shovearound 2 that shoves himself into the big Whamlet and gets under the house robot immediately. Uh oh. Not good this early in the battle. Shovearound shoves Whamlet into the wall. Oof. Whamlet flails around with the axes, but they are doing him no good and now Shovearound has a clear idea of what to do with this guy! He slides underneath him even more, but that was a bad idea as Whamlet runs over the top and escapes! Shovearound seems cheesed off and really doesn't want to play cat and mouse, and so he goes and hits the pit release anyway - WHOA! Oh my stars, can you believe this! Whamlet charged the pit and as it lowered the bottom-left wheel caught the edge, sending Whamlet flying! The front scoop bounces off Shovearound's rear and Whamlet lands sideways on the arena wall! Because of the side axes, Whamlet rights himself eventually, but Shovearound has got Whamlet again, and at the rear, now living up to his name and shoving Whamlet around the arena, finally into the wall near the floor flipper. Whamlet lands inverted and rights himself with the axes, but Shovearound is just way too persistent, once again sliding the forks underneath and - AH! Shovearound has found the wheel slots! The outmost of the spikes finds one of the wheel slots and slides into it, and this doesn't look good at all for the house robot! Whamlet flails around again with the axes, but nothing doing - Shovearound has Whamlet in the worst position possible, and now Shovearound is going to finish his job and delivers Whamlet to the pit. Wait, something appears to be wrong with Shovearound's plan. He's lowering the forks, but Whamlet is still stuck on them, and now Whamlet is dangling in mid-air in the pit, but has not touched the bottom. The smoke pours out of the pit, but the match is not yet over! Shovearound drives forward, knowing better to do, and this completes Tony's plan, as Whamlet, still stuck, hits the pit bottom, and Shovearound is stuck on the edge, propped up in mid-air. How amusing.
CEASE!
Double Whamlet gets a double whammy right where it hurts the most! SHOVEAROUND 2 ADVANCES TO ROUND 3!!
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Round 2
Feb 17, 2009 14:38:28 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:38:28 GMT -5
Wheely Big Cheese 2 took out Obelix Bulguous in less than 15 seconds.
Ancalagon the Black destroyed 616 in a matter of seconds.
Roboteers, stand by...
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!!
WBC2 is out and about, and Ancalagon is going straight out, hungry for some titanium cheese! There is a slight smirk on James' face...whatever can that be about? Anyway, here's Ancalagon coming in for an attack and WBC2 slides away quickly, and he's got the flipper under Ancalagon! FLIP! ...no! Ancalagon is briefly tipped up and falls back onto...WBC2! FLIP! And that's the end of that. Ancalagon is belly up and weapons still working. The jaws open and close hopelessly and WBC2 returns to his spot. The Watcher is albeit puzzled and gives Ancalagon a nudge, achieving a burst of flame from the jaws. The Watcher starts counting out Ancalagon whiles WBC2 stares at them without a movement. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
CEASE!
The mighty Ancalagon the Black is slain! WHEELY BIG CHEESE 2 ADVANCES TO ROUND 3!!
Coming up: ArchAngel of the Abyss VS. Asterix Heroicus
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Round 2
Feb 17, 2009 14:38:39 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:38:39 GMT -5
And now the final battle of Round 2.
The champion ArchAngel of the Abyss scrapped Double Big Mac into miniscule pieces of shrapnel.
Asterix Heroicus rammed Hannibal into submission for the KO.
Asterix had the title stolen away from him by ArchAngel's partner, Stop Crying Your Heart Out. Now, with that bot out of the way, will Asterix conquer?
Roboteers, stand by...
3... 2... 1... ACTIVATE!!
It's on now as Asterix flies out and WHOA! Hit the road, Jack, because it's safer than the arena now as ArchAngel has been absolutely smashed into the air! He comes down with an almighty crunch onto his back but rights himself, just in time to receive a shove from Asterix into the arena wall! ArchAngel seems peeved off and struggles off of the wedge. Asterix isn't impressed and hits ArchAngel again, preventing the upper shell from getting up to speed. The lower one, however, is at full speed now and dangerously cutting air in front of the house robot. Suddenly, Asterix backs up, and both shells are now up to speed. Alex isn't dumb and knows that Asterix is preparing to suicide-dive ArchAngel in the hope of killing the champ, and with Asterix's 50mph speed and high torque and power, that is all too possible. ArchAngel moves to the left, but Asterix is staying well away, and keeping the wedge pointing right at his adversary. Alex drives his bot over the closed pit and near the pit release button. Asterix, however, isn't dumb either. He moves into the corner, and points the wedge at ArchAngel again. ArchAngel doesn't move. Asterix guns the motors and bores down on the champ. He reaches his target. WHAM! AIEE! What a hit! ArchAngel has been sent flying over top of Asterix, who has been forced back into the pit release button, opening the pit! And ArchAngel's lower spinning ring is going as he lands! This can't end well... CRASH! And the arena floor has taken a heavy hit as chips of material are torn right out of the very earth that the robots drive on! And ArchAngel is sent into the arena wall! But he's still spinning! Both spinning rings are almost up to speed again! Asterix's plan has failed! Or has it? We'll have to wait and see as Asterix, who had taken hardly any damage from the aforementioned suicide-dive, repeats his tactic. WHAM! Sparks fly! BOTH BOTS HAVE TAKEN DAMAGE! ArchAngel is no longer spinning, and heavy clouds of smoke are issuing from the wheel slots and srimech opening! Asterix looks heavily crumpled...in fact, he can't use his front wheels! His front wedge has been torn INSIDE of him, and damaging his electronics, not to mention blocking his front wheels! He slowly rumbles forward and bumps into the now battered champion and pushes him towards the flame pit. Oh, visions of ArchAngel's last battle are flashing through my mind...sure enough, ArchAngel is forced into the flames, and they burst around him, surrounding him. And with that, ArchAngel stops moving. And Asterix is trying to get behind ArchAngel to push him into the pit, when suddenly, he stops moving too. Alex is horrified. Again, his beloved full-body spinner is engulfed in fire, and at the mercy of the house robot. However, Asterix is immobilized too, and The Watcher shoves Asterix away before counting out ArchAngel. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!
CEASE!
THE CHAMPION IS DOWN! THE CHAMPION IS DOWN! ASTERIX HEROICUS ADVANCES TO ROUND 3!
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