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Round 2
Feb 17, 2009 14:32:07 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:32:07 GMT -5
Round 2
Smaug & Big Mac vs ArchAngel of the Abyss & Stop Crying Your Heart Out Asterix & Tira vs The Disc 5 & Flick of the Wrist
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Round 2
Feb 17, 2009 14:32:26 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:32:26 GMT -5
Wow, we’re on a roll, here, aren’t we?
Smaug and Big Mac went through after Typhoon 2 was inverted and Biohazard shoved down the pit.
ArchAngel of the Abyss and Stop Crying Your Heart Out beat Exa-Gore-Ic and Obelix really badly.
Roboteers, stand by…
Let’s kick off this shiz-nit!
3… 2… 1… ACTIVATE!!!
SCYHO is the first to take off, towards Big Mac, who gets up to speed, and the spinning hammers come in contact with the scoop-flipper combo. Such a crash results in SCYHO getting flung across the arena, but that same hit also tipped Big Mac up a little, and that the hammers touch the ground! What happens next is truly horrifying. As the hammers touch the ground, Big Mac experiences a big lift not unlike the one that Son of Whaychi experienced in Season 4 of Battlebots. The spinning hammer ring is completely removed as Big Mac goes sailing across the arena, further than SCYHO, who is still moving, and lands dead on his back, the hammer ring lying in front of Smaug, who advances towards ArchAngel. However, SCYHO is not quite done yet and so rams Smaug from the back, getting the scoop now completely ripped from the chassis and thrown over the fence! What an exciting match already! I feel like I haven’t even begun eating my popcorn! Oh wait, I haven’t. Anyway, back to the fight. The Watcher, done from counting Big Mac and SCYHO out, sees ArchAngel gingerly approach Smaug’s side, and tear a spike off. Smaug turns and tries to get under ArchAngel with the jaws, but the lower spinning ring hits the lower jaw, and Smaug is jolted back a few inches. However, ArchAngel is flung into the arena side wall. Smaug advances again, but with the lower jaw bent. Not good…ArchAngel barely escapes another ram, gets the outer shell up to speed and rips off another spike on the that same side of Smaug. Smaug turns the other way and scrapes ArchAngel’s outer shell with the h-disc. Sparks fly and ArchAngel is sent backward again! Smaug advances, but forgot to notice that the lower ring of ArchAngel is still spinning, and so trying to get under ArchAngel gets the lower jaw now destroyed and severed from the mechanism! The crowd is screaming themselves hoarse as ArchAngel goes back a few feet, and Smaug charges forward with what’s left of the jaws. The outer shell of ArchAngel JUST gets up to speed as Smaug approaches ArchAngel, and the rest of the jaw takes a hit, and falling down, severed from one of its supports, falls onto the ground, and is hit by the lower ring! That completely destroys it, and it is ripped away in a flash of sparks. Smaug does not look that good now, with its jaw gone, and two of its spikes missing. However, ArchAngel has lost a few of its own teeth in the process of its own smack-downs, but battles on bravely, hitting the other side of Smaug and ripping away another spike. Smaug tries to position himself to hit ArchAngel with one of the front vertical discs but ArchAngel swerves away and hits the front where the jaw once was. At that moment, Smaug finally uses the flamethrower. KA-BOOM!!! An explosion has occurred!!! Oh my gawd! ArchAngel had created some sparks, whilst Smaug used the flamethrower! The result is a combustion reaction inside of Smaug which has just set the almighty dragon-bot in flames! Oh, and yes, he’s stopped moving, too. However, this hit has taken its toll on ArchAngel, who is no longer spinning, and has taken a hit from one of the vertical spinning discs of Smaug. However, this battle has been won by the competitors! The Watcher counts Smaug the Golden out. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!
CEASE!!!
I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!! Smaug the Golden taken down by ArchAngel?! Who woulda thought?! And Big Mac taken out by SCYHO as well! What a fight!
Winners: ArchAngel of the Abyss & Stop Crying Your Heart Out
Coming up: Asterix & Tira VS. The Disc 5 & Flick of the Wrist
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Round 2
Feb 17, 2009 14:32:39 GMT -5
Post by Kody on Feb 17, 2009 14:32:39 GMT -5
Oh, we're not done or today, oh no preciousss…heh, let's continue!
Asterix and Tira got here when Tira shredded Radio Friendly Unit Shifter to oblivion, whilst Asterix shoved Aneurysm down the pit.
The Disc 5 and Flick of the Wrist advanced when, despite Flick getting tossed OOTA, The Disc 5 completely destroyed Taki after knocking out Whamlet's failsafe.
Roboteers, stand by…
OoOoOoOoOo Yeah!
3… 2… 1… ACTIVATE!!!
And it's Tira who starts out first, charging The Disc 5 straight on, both the vertical flywheels collide. Tira stops completely, due to her vacuum mechanism, but shows that she is mobile by reversing. The Disc, however, flies backward, and collides with the arena wall. That sets off Flick of the Wrist's anger button, and he zooms at Tira, getting under her and slamming her into the wall! Asterix faces Flick and rams him from the side, inverting him. The Disc charges at Tira this time, and the melee has intensified completely! Asterix continues to shove Flick around the arena, and finally into the angle grinder, where a small dent is knocked into Flick's side. Tira spins up her flywheel, as does The Disc, and they charge again! Tira reverses at an angle, and The Disc stops, and tries to line up his hit. Then he is knocked sideways by an incoming Asterix, and into the wall. Flick chases down Asterix, and slams him into The Disc, but The Disc escapes easily. However, he had not counted on Tira being there, and the flywheel smashes into the wheel hub, making a dent in it. The Disc turns and hits Tira's flywheel (not spinning now) with the spinning axle, not doing any damage. Asterix is now propped against the wall, and Flick goes for the OOTA…YES! Asterix is gone, is OOTA! Big trouble for Tira! But Tira doesn't seem to be paying attention; she's got her side on The Disc's…disc, while her own flywheel is getting up to speed, and she turns - CRASH!!! HOLY FLYING METAL BATMAN! The hub that was previously dented goes flying off, and lands with a clatter in the middle of the arena! Uh oh! Frank looks horrified, but Martijn comes to his rescue as Flick rams Tira from the rear and flicks the spikes…nothing. The vacuum system prevents Tira from being inverted. Tira turns in anger and is rammed by The Disc; Tira's flywheel catches the axle and The Disc goes flying again, hitting his own teammate! Flick lets The Disc slide off of him, and goes to ram Tira again…to find that the 5000rpm flywheel is back up to speed! CRASH!!! Tira didn't hit any spikes, but the front of Flick between the spikes! What's more, there is a huge gash where the armour was seconds before! Flick goes flying backwards, tipping onto his side and back onto his wheels, but inverted. The Disc comes in again, but Tira reverses away from him, getting her weapon back up to speed! Suddenly, it seems that the battle has changed sides completely, as The Disc reverses now, Tira advancing. Flick aims for the sides of Tira, but the latter charges The Disc and Flick rams the wall the instead. CRASH!!! Another almighty shock from Tira's flywheel and The Disc gets blasted back into the wall! Oh dear…there's no movement from The Disc…something inside must have been knocked loose, or the axle took too much…The Watcher counts The Disc out. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10! That's it! The Disc is out! Tira turns and gets hammered by an incoming Flick, who tries to lift Tira up again with the spikes but to no avail. However, Tira can't move and is pinned on the wall, Flick going crazy with the spikes but still can't lift Tira up! Tira is completely pinned, and The Watcher shunts Flick away so that the fight can continue…and Tira's weapon is back up to speed! CRASH!!! Flick is sent flying once more, and onto his side against the arena wall…it's over. Flick can't do a thing, even though his wheels are spinning. Tira does a victory dance whilst The Watcher counts Flick out. 1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10!
CEASE!
The Disc 5 finally taken out, and Flick of the Wrist gone with the wind.
Winners: Asterix & Tira
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